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DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-08 (William Rivers Pitt Wants To Be A Surrogate)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| March 10, 2008
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:29:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Arrowhead1952
Why would the DUmmies ever think the news isn’t slanted to appease them?Liberals cannot handle even the slightest disagreement with their idiotic positions. But in Pitt's case it could be the voices in his head talking or the drugs talking.
You'll find that's the case with many Democrats --> voices and drugs talking.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:12:55 AM PDT
by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
To: PJ-Comix
A surrogate of Senator Obama blows it on television by not being able to explain any details of his candidate's record. Coverage is wall-to-wall. A journo-Pitt of truthout.org blows it in DUmmieland by not being able to explain any details of Jason Leopold's "scoop." Beverage is Will-to-Will.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:18:49 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Leopold & Lib: The Laff Kings of Leftist "Journalism.")
To: PJ-Comix
I. Don't. F*cking. Care. Wee Willie's periods are coming closer together.
To: All
Gotta split out now but will be monitoring Rush’s show today very carefully. Remember troopers, speed is of the essence when writing song parodies. Timeliness is an important factor in the Shock & Awe effectiveness of parody songs.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:27:59 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm re-re-re-re-re-reading. . . . You're stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stuttering. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
Yet more pitter-patter from Pittiful* Pitt.
(*He's full of himself...and a few other things.)
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:30:15 AM PDT
by
shezza
(WWRD?)
To: xtinct
You'll find that's the case with many Democrats --> voices and drugs talking.I am always amazed at the dims reactions when one of their own gets a "raw deal" in the news or by the DBM. Remember dan rather and the "fake but accurate documents? The left was outraged that he got caught.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:32:16 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Both dim candidates promise change and/or hope. I don't think the USA can afford their message.)
To: PJ-Comix
Hunter Thompson's "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" Will Pitt's "Beer and Loafing on the Campaign Trail"
To: PJ-Comix
when one of their surrogates comes down with a case of idiotic verbal diarrhea . . . . . . said the Logorrheal One, William Rivers-of-Pitt.
To: PJ-Comix
like blaming an Oort Cloud asteroid when you get a bad sunburn. Wee Willie working on his Oort Cloud tan:
To: Charles Henrickson
Charles, I forgot to thanks you for those two parodies. Good stuff, especially when I am trapped indoors by the rain.
Guess I'll be FReeping all day. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:44:09 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Both dim candidates promise change and/or hope. I don't think the USA can afford their message.)
To: PJ-Comix
But it makes marvelous grist for the media mill, grist that allows them. . . . Will says, "Kiss my grist!"
To: PJ-Comix
Some assistant to an assistant to an assistant of the Assistant Manager For Cleaning Jock Straps. . . . At this point, Will the Shill would be happy to be assistant to an assistant to an assistant of the Assistant Manager For Cleaning Ol' Crusty.
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posted on
03/10/2008 7:50:02 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(It Takes a Village to Clean Ol' Crusty.)
To: PJ-Comix
carved on stone tablets and clarioned from every rooftop. . . . Stoned on barstools and carried off from barroom floors. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
titilatingly vapid copy Look up "titillatingly vapid copy" in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Leopold & Lib.
To: PJ-Comix
I hate the media. WHY CAN'T I BE ONE OF THEM?!
To: PJ-Comix
Personally, I vote for throwing both candidates under the bus and voting for Samantha. She's a foot smarter, ten times as talented, and infinitely more capable than both of them combined. Will the Insider wants us to know he's on a first-name basis with Samantha Power.
Question: "Samantha, what do you think of Will Pitt?"
Samantha: "Who?"
To: PJ-Comix
Edwards was my first choice . . . . . . but I will work for anybody who will give me a job.
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posted on
03/10/2008 8:08:42 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Wee Willie was riding the Silky Pony.)
To: PJ-Comix
If a tree falls in the forest and the media doesn't cover it, did it happen? If an indictment falls in a sealed envelope, and no one ever opens it, did it happen?
To: PJ-Comix
Frankly, I'm surprised to hear Edwards was your first choice. Will was grateful to Silky Pony for his hair-care advice: "Cut it all off!"
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