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DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-08 (William Rivers Pitt Wants To Be A Surrogate)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2008 6:29:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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The world awaits the big battle between Paul Shanklin and Charles Henrickson. The War Between the Parodists. To relax your nerves before the artillery barrage, possibly later today, check out the lastest edition of NewsBusted.

So listen in to Rush today to find out the latest in the War Between The Parodists.

1 posted on 03/10/2008 6:29:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/10/2008 6:30:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought that Pitt had left civilisation and ran for the hills...or drank himself into a coma.


3 posted on 03/10/2008 6:32:15 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Top 5!!


4 posted on 03/10/2008 6:33:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Both dim candidates promise change and/or hope. I don't think the USA can afford their message.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5?


5 posted on 03/10/2008 6:37:51 AM PDT by Sloth (Senator He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, D - Illinois)
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To: PJ-Comix
the big battle between Paul Shanklin and Charles Henrickson. The War Between the Parodists.

Hey, I got something to rhyme with "Shanklin"--and make it make sense! Let's see Paul do that with "Henrickson"!

6 posted on 03/10/2008 6:38:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A parodist, a parodat. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can’t believe the dims hate the media. Most of the media is dim and votes that way. Why would the DUmmies ever think the news isn’t slanted to appease them?


7 posted on 03/10/2008 6:38:26 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Both dim candidates promise change and/or hope. I don't think the USA can afford their message.)
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To: PJ-Comix

A drunken surrogate cussing out reporters and posting on message boards at 4:00 am is what every successful campaign needs.


8 posted on 03/10/2008 6:41:37 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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top ten


9 posted on 03/10/2008 6:41:37 AM PDT by Mercat (The LORD is my Banner)
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He hates on them, but would be one if someone would only have him...


10 posted on 03/10/2008 6:43:43 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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We may be able to tell how many campaigns Pitt has tried to insinuate himself into by counting the “re’s” in his “re-re-re-re-re-reading Hunter Thompson’s ‘Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail’”. He obviously reads it only during campaign season, hoping for the ‘big’ call.

I wonder how long it takes him to locate it each season. I’m surprised, given his penchant to drink, he ever recalls he has it.


11 posted on 03/10/2008 6:47:16 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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Will always makes more salient points when he's not depicting Clinton and Obama as scantily clad Japanese school girls.

Please for the love of CTHULHU, no pics!!!

12 posted on 03/10/2008 6:49:49 AM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: bcsco
That's why is has to keep re-reading it. Every time feels like the very first time.
13 posted on 03/10/2008 6:49:53 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: PJ-Comix
And they love stupid shit like blabbermouthed surrogates

The Magic Man's blabbermouth credentials were sealed for all time at the DUmmie Canossa.

14 posted on 03/10/2008 6:51:23 AM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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picturing Pitt's nose up against a restaurant window as real political player Bob Shrum holds court. . . .

I (and mikrofon) picture Will the Shill sitting outside the restaurant holding up this sign:


15 posted on 03/10/2008 6:54:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill.)
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I Hate The Media, Chapter 97,992,174,002

I Hate The Media For Not Letting Me Be One Of Them, Chapter 97,992,174,002

16 posted on 03/10/2008 6:57:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: jennyjenny
Every time feels like the very first time.

"Hmmm, what's this? I didn't know I had this. Wonder what it's about?" All of this slurred, of course...

17 posted on 03/10/2008 6:58:16 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Army Air Corps
I thought that Pitt had left civilisation and ran for the hills...or drank himself into a coma.

A demoralized Pitt has mostly kept himself in a holding pattern the past few months, primarily posting copy & paste articles. He has not been committing himself in public to any campaign (only RETROACTIVELY to the Edwards campaign now that it is safe to) in the hopes he could become a surrogate for one of those campaigns. No such luck, Will. You have made yourself radioactive with your Fitzmas Fraud escapade.

18 posted on 03/10/2008 6:58:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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What a Pitt head.


19 posted on 03/10/2008 6:58:50 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park". Watching the Rat Fight.)
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To: PJ-Comix; steve-b
A surrogate of Senator Obaman's campaign flips out and calls Senator Clinton a "monster" in front of a reporter. Coverage is wall-to-wall.

A slurrogate of Pie-eyed Imbiber Pitt gets on the internets late at night and calls his former followers "sh*tdogs, f*ckwits and cretins." Beverage is Will-to-Will.

20 posted on 03/10/2008 7:11:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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