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To: processing please hold
Turning fifty would be worse if you were a woman. Between the hot flashes and the temporary moments of wanting to commit heinous murders, 50 ain’t so bad for a fellow.

My wife is 47. I can hardly wait for the magic to begin. Uh oh, did I mention she lurks here? Umm.. what I meant to say, sweetheart, was that I can hardly wait to help you through that wonderful change of life when....Whoa! frying pan just missed my head there...

57 posted on 03/08/2008 5:27:06 PM PST by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
I can hardly wait for the magic to begin.

A tip, no matter what she says, agree with her. It will pass and you will get your wife back, in a couple of years. (if you're lucky)

The surest way to start an argument is to say, "It's freezing in here." Resist saying that with all you have.

My dear hubby survived it and I love him all the more for it. Lolol We look back on it and laugh now at how crazy I got. ;)

61 posted on 03/08/2008 7:38:58 PM PST by processing please hold ( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
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