Prepare for her Democratic Plan "R"...
Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
"APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!"
That would be a great political catchphrase.
Into the top 30 like Santa with JATO on his sleigh!
Hey! Last night my knee was so sore that I could hardly walk. So before going to sleep I rubbed a bunch of emu oil on it. This morning most of the soreness is gone. Just rubbed on some more emu oil and I hope that does the trick.
Let's see...DUmmie is honest ("As...a LIBERAL") but not intelligent. DUmmie doesn't understand U.S. voting laws concerning citizenship ("and an African") and Dummie doesn't know the name of the political party he affiliates with ("the Democratic party").
Poor, DUmmie. He should benfit well from the upcoming expansion of the government's wealth re-distribution programs. We all know, someone else's money makes you highly intelligent - just look at algore.
Perhaps it will reach a climax next week, on the Day of the . . .
. . .. 
THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED
Went to rent a video Saturday night. The wife says, "Let's get a comedy! I pick up "An Inconvenient Truth"!
I'll rent it when she is out shopping Tuesday. Remind me to give a review on Wednesday morning.
p.s. My freezer now has about a 10 year supply of PJ's Dry Hair Treatment (emu oil) for my personal future use. Years ago I got a 10 gallon container of emu oil real cheap on eBay and bottled it for myself.
Blue Emu (R)?
I love their adverts on the radio. When the kids are with me, I finish the ad with my own catchphrase, "Made from fresh squeezed emu's!"
No, thats "liberal" or "democrat" superficiality.
It is sweeping middle-aged female teachers' union members, who are either single, divorced, or married to some wimpy wuss. B.O. is their fantasy lover. "He's so dreamy!" they swoon to themselves. If they had Tiger Beat for female school teachers, B.O. Plenty would be the cover boy.
Of course, these women are the core constituency of the Democrat Party willing workers. They are the ones who turn out for rallies and book signings and campaign appearances.
It must be true because the media keeps saying this over and over and over again! Isn't that the definition of truth?
That bodes extremely well for HRH. Ol' snake head has got his plumbers working already.
Serious question. What has Obama done? Has he even sponsored any bills, yet?
Blue emu is only a PERCENTAGE of emu oil. I am using a 100% solution.
Every time I mention my junior Senator's name, I make it a point to use his middle name and emphasize it. PJ, I invite you to do the same.
He EXISTS. That should be enough for you. Thou shalt not worship other gods before thy Beloved Obama.
But, don't they squeal when you crush them?
Let's see, good-looking guy, empty-suit windbag uttering meaningless platitudes, not much demonstrated ability, appeals to the ladies. . . . Yep.
[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities. . . .]
I love what one critic called Harding's speeches: "an army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea." Here's a sample:
"America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums, but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration; not agitation, but adjustment; not surgery, but serenity; not the dramatic, but the dispassionate; not experiment, but equipoise; not submergence in internationality, but sustainment in triumphant nationality. . . ."
Like Harding, it looks like B.O. is equipoised for success.
I actually have touched an emu at a petting zoo. They feel very oily. I guess all that emu oil inside them rises to the surface and coats their feathers. BTW, I have also eaten emu meat. It's a bird but the meat tastes just like beef. Same with Ostriches but they taste more like sirloin steak. YUMMIE!!!
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