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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)
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| December 11, 2006
| HUffies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Hey Charles! Here's a change of pace for you. Can you write sacred religious music? I know this is something you are not used to but I feel that the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him" need to be updated for Obama. Remember, the lyrics need to be completely reverential so as not to even hint of a heretical lack of Obama love. Complete uncritical AWE and ADMIRATION is the key.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:25:46 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:26:23 AM PST
by
Paul Heinzman
(DUmmies are full of Shi'ite.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:26:41 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:27:37 AM PST
by
EarthBound
(Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:27:49 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: EarthBound
Ha HA! My life is complete! IB4tP!
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:28:01 AM PST
by
EarthBound
(Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:28:05 AM PST
by
Dooderbutt
(It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: PJ-Comix
As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.
This horse is just passing gas.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:29:16 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: Dooderbutt; Charles Henrickson
For some reason, I think the updated (for Obama) lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him" would be a big hit on talk radio.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:29:55 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
The man has an unhealthy look to him.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:30:25 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Imagine just for a minute that Obama was of caucasian heritage... and then give me one good reason why he'd be even considered as a tier-1 candidate.
The fact is, you can't. The only reason anyone has even heard of the guy is the color of his skin, and that's just a sad, sad way to pick a Presidential candidate.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:33:15 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA! Of course, as a Republican expressing the exact same sentiments, I'll be labeled a "racist".
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:36:05 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
consensual uplifting generalities There's got to be a benburch in there somewhere...
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:37:44 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: PJ-Comix
Have the audacity to think for yourself. Sorry, that's not allowed in DUmmieland. Deviation from the accepted groupthink is a one-way ticket to tombstoning.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:38:56 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: kevkrom
Actually this is HUffieland, not DUmmieland.
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:41:12 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul As if this moonbat wasn't already delusional enough for considering Gore a legitimate candidate, it delves into laughably dark paranoia about political assassination.
THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces
Yes! Obama will save us! Or will he? I'm just paranoid enough to believe that Obama is a Rovian plant!!!
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:42:09 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: PJ-Comix
This clown and John Edwards fit the "metrosexual" description to a "T"
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:43:04 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
To: PJ-Comix
Actually this is HUffieland, not DUmmieland. Yeah, realized that after I posted. Spoils the joke, though. :(
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:43:05 AM PST
by
kevkrom
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To: PJ-Comix
These people are extremely stupid. What they should be doing is nominating a Red State Democrat, preferably a governor, to lull the conservative base to sleep. Obama or Hillary are radical and leftist enough to fire up the base to oppose them.
However, as Napoleon said, "Never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake."
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:45:17 AM PST
by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
12/11/2006 6:49:28 AM PST
by
MikeyGo
(Pray for our warriors. And pray their political enemies will not have the power to stop them.)
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