[PJ-Comix]

For some reason, I can't seem to publish this edition of the DUFUs on BlogSpot.Com right now so you are getting this edition before it appears on my offical Blog. I'll post a direct link later when I can get it published on BlogSpot.

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[BreitbartSentMe]

In before the ping? IBTP?

[MarineBrat]

Beat the ping with a pic! Hoo hoo!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[stylin19a]

under 10 ?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

top 10? 15? 20?

[blinachka]

In before 10? Wowo!

Even though it goes without saying..John F'n Kerry is an idiot. An arrogant one at that.

[Gordongekko909]

Top 10!

[darkwing104]

Boo friken' hoo....

[kevkrom]

but what has he done for us lately?

Well, the way he adjusted his tie was a subtle signal that he's still covertly working to retroactively overturn the 2004 election.

[johnny7]

“On Election Night 2004, I was on a call with the rest of the GOTV (get out the vote) staff in the state I was in. My name was read as a list of people who were to go to their local county courthouse to observe the vote counting process and be ready for any kind of "trouble." A few days before, I had been told to have a bag with several days' clothes and supplies ready to go. When I got this call to go to the courthouse, I grabbed my bag and headed towards the door.”

It's just a rehashing of the events that led to his 19th, nervous breakdown... pity the soul.

[luvie]

PPPitt is living in a dream world if he thinks that sKerry even gives one thought to DU, much less that bloviating nutjob!

[kevkrom]

KERRY BETRAYED MY PURE HEART

When I first read this, I thought it said PURPLE, not PURE.

[maggief]

[kevkrom]

Senator Kerry, it's time to step aside. That is, unless you can get a multitude of Democrats elected this fall, introduce some legislation to get me health care, help my friends get better student loans, and save our environment from the Bush administration, along with all the other world's problems (like Iraq).

How dare you! Don't you remember the completely futile non-filibuster of Alito Kerry managed to lead from the ski slopes of Davos? He's working tirelessly to be completely but noisily ineffective while simultaneously enjoying every high-end leisure activity possible. What more can you ask?

[reformedliberal]

11k votes could be Wisconsin.

[kevkrom]

[I had a thought on John Kerry before I didn't have a thought on John Kerry.]

I had a thought on John Kerry when I took my morning dump.

[wizardoz]

That is, unless you can get a multitude of Democrats elected this fall, introduce some legislation to get me health care, help my friends get better student loans,

Ah yes. Gimme gimme gimme. My vote is up for sale. Whatta greedy POS... so much for "ask not what your country can do for you." This person has no idea what this country stands for.

[SquirrelKing]

Heehee! Let's post these again:

[socialismisinsidious]

That is, unless you can get a multitude of Democrats elected this fall, introduce some legislation to get me health care, help my friends get better student loans,

ahhh the roll call for socialism...do these idiots think that these "rights" just appear out of thin air? Do they not realize that in order to have these "rights" some one else has to be enslaved?

Liberals are idiots.

[Talking_Mouse]

I say he's being a good soldier for the cause. As for his strategy, tactics, and style...if this past 15 years is a slow recapitulation of the Civil War, he's the Sherman figure in it.

There is one point the poster is missing -- Sherman won battles (his march to the sea as a case in point). Besides a failed presidential campaign what legislative battles has Kerry fought (won or lost) in the past 10 years?