There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.
Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding, which is not a martial art. He's just that good at it.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
When within a 7 foot radius of Vin Diesel, you are actually standing on sovereign Guatemalan territory.