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NEW ELEMENT FOUND: "GOVERNMENTIUM"
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Posted on 09/23/2005 2:19:17 PM PDT by hang 'em
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:19:17 PM PDT
by
hang 'em
To: hang 'em
I think my wallet came into contact with some Governmentium.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:22:11 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: hang 'em; Tijeras_Slim
To: hang 'em
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:23:55 PM PDT
by
neodad
(Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
To: hang 'em
...lepton-like particles called peons.
The last noun sounds more like an action many of us FReepers would like to perform on certain Liberals , RINO's & RATS.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:26:15 PM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility," Bush)
To: hang 'em
To succeed in its survival though , Governmentium needs help from Mediatium which actively assists in helping governmentium cover up the facts. Mediatium is very powerful and its ability to conceal or reveal information means that without its help Governmentium would not survive in its present shape or form. In exchange for its help governmentium also helps Mediatium by allowing it to grow and gain even more control of information. You could say that both of them are in symbiosys.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:28:34 PM PDT
by
Arjun
(Skepticism is good. It keeps you alive.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:29:30 PM PDT
by
techcor
To: hang 'em
Governmentium always goes up in price, while paradoxically being less and less valuable.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:34:12 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: hang 'em
An oldie, but worth repeating.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:35:05 PM PDT
by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
The densest element known to man is Bozonium. It is the element is stupid peoples brain that makes them that way.
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:41:33 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Anyone want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Infrequent pings only to relevant stuff.)
To: hang 'em
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:46:47 PM PDT
by
Colonial Warrior
("I've entered the snapdragon part of my life....Part of me has snapped...the rest is draggin'.")
To: cripplecreek
Yes, and Governmentium, with any encouagement, doubles its mass every half-second!
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posted on
09/23/2005 2:49:07 PM PDT
by
RoadTest
(With our tongue will we prevail; our lips are our own: who is lord over us? - Psalm 12:4)
To: hang 'em
Lyndonium, the radioactive isotope of Governmentium, is known to destroy black nuclear families.
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posted on
09/23/2005 3:08:31 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: hang 'em
I thought "Governmentium" had stolen electrons.
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posted on
09/23/2005 3:15:58 PM PDT
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: hang 'em
Administratium bump - straight into the Adminisphere.
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posted on
09/23/2005 3:21:00 PM PDT
by
roaddog727
(P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
To: hang 'em
To: humblegunner
Govermentium.... that rings a bell!
LOL
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posted on
09/23/2005 3:22:04 PM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: hang 'em
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A second's worth of exposure to Governmentium will cause any action to take four hundred times longer to complete, and cost five times as much.And when dark forces allows Governmentium to disintigrate into Liberalum, this attracts mainstreammediaum and with the covalent bond between the two you end up with FUBARum!
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posted on
09/23/2005 3:46:13 PM PDT
by
clifcrds
(There Are None So Blind Than Those Who Will Not See)
To: hang 'em
I am offended by this because I live in Washington, DC and I am a bureaucratic functionary with a job that serves no purpose other than to validate my slothful existence.
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