DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-05 ("Wow! Kerry just keeps slugging away on the DSM, eh?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Allosaurs_r_us]

a man who has investigated and exposed more government corruption than lawmaker in modern history.

 

Huh? WTF? Where in the heck did this DUmmie get his info? 

[roaddog727]

"I think it's a stunning, unbelievably simple and understandable statement of the truth and a profoundly important document that raises stunning issues here at home.”


Blah, blah, blah,...... STUNNING,.... Blah, blah, blah, STUNNING! BLah!

[Purrcival]

Can I steal your moonbat DU logo?

[Purrcival]

Oooh...DUmmie ZoombyWoof is begging for a flaming from his fellow moonbats. Does he get a kewpie doll for a moment of clarity, PJ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3869487

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ZombyWoof (1000+ posts) Thu Jun-16-05 01:42 AM
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The DSM is just getting your false hopes up
I can hear the crash of disappointment now, as the DSM will fade away...

This reminds me of 2002, 2003, when Enron, no wait, the 9/11 Commission Hearings, no wait, Valerie Plame, no wait... *insert whatever "Bush Is Toast" story du jour was making the rounds*

It would be fantastic if I were wrong, but I am not, unfortunately.

There will not be any impeachment (with the Repukes controlling both houses of Congress?), there will not be any public outcry for justice, and the war in Iraq will drag on... without a draft.

I've seen this pattern too many times on these very boards. At least I haven't seen any "drip drip drip, just like Watergate!" threads. Some lessons have been learned, perhaps.

But hey, knock yourself out. Just know I told you all this already 2 or 3 years ago. 2005 is no different. Not even abysmally low ratings for The Unchosen One will sink him. The rat bastard is around until at least January 20, 2009. America is asleep, and a feeding tube of "news" propaganda is inserted up its ass, in perpetuity.

If I am wrong (and I am not), I will own up to it and apologize publically, right here.

I won't be holding my breath.

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[SCALEMAN]

man who has investigated and exposed more government corruption than lawmaker in modern history.

Huh? WTF? Where in the heck did this DUmmie get his info?

Reference to Skerries contribution to the Iran/Contra investigation for which the DUmmies think he is a hero, and conservatives think he was just a fool grandstanding and trying to make Regan look bad.

[Purrcival]

Reference to Skerries contribution to the Iran/Contra investigation for which the DUmmies think he is a hero, and conservatives think he was just a fool grandstanding and trying to make Regan look bad.

Oh...you mean, sort of like John Conyers and the DSM and Bush?

[Slings and Arrows]

My pleasure. If the Globe said it was a nice day I'd look out a window.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Can I steal your moonbat DU logo?

It's all public domain here at FR....

 

I, unlike most of the MSM, enjoy being "plagiarized"I gotta million of 'em.......LOL

[Purrcival]

When I grow up, I hope to be able create 'em myself!

But for now, I'll just steal everyone else's...

:D

[Duke Nukum]

I was reading yesterday the DUmmies were worried that Natalee Holloway would be found this afternoon to distract from Conyer's rally.

But instead, it looks like the BFEE arraigned an earthquake in CA.

I don't know how the cable stations look since I'm at work but I bet an earthquake caused by NASA's earthquake machine is a lot more fun to cover then 10 or 12 screaming DUmmies.

Jerry Fletcher is vindicated!

Oh yeah, today was the invasion of Iran too. Most of the DUmmies were drafted over night. Which, when you think about it, drafting DUmmies is a sure way to lose a war.

[darkangel82]

The DUmmies seem to be giving up. DU thread

[Purrcival]

But instead, it looks like the BFEE arraigned an earthquake in CA.

Behold the power of Karl Rove!

[Duke Nukum]

But instead, it looks like the BFEE arraigned an earthquake in CA.

Behold the power of Karl Rove!

LOL! While I was writing that, I was thinking I needed to get a t-shirt that says something like:

Official BFEE Made Man

Or something actually clever :)

[An Old Marine]

Barbara Boxer and Dennis Kucinich

Now there's a dream team for candidacy! For us anyway.

[Mr. Silverback]

Wow! Kerry just keeps slugging away on the DSM, eh?

Yep, that's why he showed up at your rally! Oh, hey, wait a minute...!

He just keeps at it with those fiery, passionate speeches and massive media blitz, just like he promised 2 weeks ago...

"Massive media blitz?" How come I haven't seen him? Indymedia and conference calls with Gore Vidal and Undie Stephenson don't count as a media blitz, you know.

Jeez I must have drifted off again. I was having one of those farfetched dreams again where Kerry actually followed through for us. Oh well, back to reality...

Well..as close to reality as you guys get, anyway.

"When I go back on Monday, I am going to raise the issue," Kerry told Massachusetts' Standard Times newspaper last week. "I think it's a stunning, unbelievably simple and understandable statement of the truth and a profoundly important document that raises stunning issues here at home.”

Issues like, "How crazy are Kerry and Conyers, really?"

Come On! If so why did he announce his plan to bring it up on the senate floor?

Same reason he said he'd give all his military records out: He was lying.

So far he has failed to live up to those much reported comments.

I'll give Hanoi John the benfit of the doubt and say that he pulled out because he read the memo and said, "This means less than one of my bogus patrol reports!"

He evidently is "raising" it with other Senators, to get them on board, instead of freelancing it on his own (which pisses people off in most jobs that rely on teamwork, don'cha know).

Here's how he raises it: "So, how do you thinke we can use the DSM to shake the moonbat wing of the party down for more campaign donations?"

Still waiting for him and Edwards to come through on their very public promise to COUNT EVERY VOTE.

They did. They lost. They went back to their old jobs. Next!

Typical Kerry! I Got Flames For Suggesting He Might Punk Out! Here I sit still waiting for him to keep a promise.

And yet we were the evil ones for telling people he couldn't be trusted and had a history of stabbing comrades in the back. Truly, the DUmmies are wise.

You can't name one lawmaker who has effected our government more positively in the last 35 years than John Kerry has.

OK, even if I were a Democrat I'd be ROTFLMBO over that one.

He helped to end three wars

"Jimmy Carter ended the North Korean nuclear threat for all time"

and investigated and exposed more government corruption than any lawmaker in modern history

Oh, that's why the average voter had never heard of him before March of '04, because of his vast record of accomplishment. Well, alrighty then.

YOU think you earned the right to treat him like a piece of @#$%.

Why shouldn't he treat Kerry like the DUmmies treat every other military person?

If Kerry REALLY CARED about the DSM, wouldn't he sign the Conyers' letter and march with him to the WhiteHouse tomorrow in front of the cameras?

You're too logical. You must be a lousy Freeper troll.

Surely he knows about the Conyers Letter and the tremendous GrassRoots involvement.

Conyers has left him 82 voice mails without a callback. Seriously though, Kerry thinks he's going to be able to run in '08, so he is not going to be seen with the kook fringe in front of the White House trying to push a petition through the front gate.

He's a phony.

Except when 200 guys who served with him in Vietname say he's a liar. In that case, he's a perfect paragon of truth, being slandered by Bushco.

I do think he should sue the Swift Boat Liars for slander and libel though, and I've written as much to him. Hopefully he will do it.

He'll be making a statement on that right after he raises the issue with Jane Fonda.

Sorry to say, but I think we need to look elsewhere for leadership in our party.

Democrat leadership: Currently the world's greatest oxymoron.

[Purrcival]

Great post!

[stands2reason]

Seriously though, Kerry thinks he's going to be able to run in '08, so he is not going to be seen with the kook fringe in front of the White House trying to push a petition through the front gate.

LOL at the mental picture...

[Charles Henrickson]

Here is a pic of Pitt--looking a little pudgy--at the DSM rally.

Here's the link to the At Lafayette Park: Washington, D.C. photo album

And here's the DU thread about it: Pictures:At Lafayette Park: Washington, D.C.

[Purrcival]

Thanks for the links. I see that the usual collection of crazy idiots was there. Note Medea Benjamin/Code Pink on #15.