[diamond6]

That is sooooooooo sweet Deb.... I love it.

[rockabyebaby]

Um, I don't think you want food run through your breathing tube,,,,,maybe your feeding tube would be better???

[Zeppelin]

***I, The Beloved Deb, being of sound (cough) mind and gorgeous body***

Gonna need some visual verification, for um, legal purposes...

[Doctor Stochastic]

Take care what you wish for, your wish might be granted.

[areafiftyone]

Thank you for making me smile! I've been crying for the past half hour! :-)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Thanks for the laugh on a day like this, but I discovered a mistake...

And it would be nice if Godiva chocolates and In-N-Out cheeseburgers (with onions) could be routinely run thru my breathing feeding tube.

[el_texicano]

"and gorgeous body"...

Hmmmmmmmmm, very interesting indeed

[areafiftyone]

LOL I just realized what you wrote. You want your breathing tube stuffed with a hamburger? NAH I would prefer my feeding tube stuffed with a burger! But whatever you want - it's your living will! I can read the headlines the next morning WOMAN KILLED BY HAMBURGER!

[camle]

um, if yer not using that gorgeuos body, may we borrow it from time to time?

[ClintonBeGone]

Will you donate your cleavage for medical research? :)

[KC Burke]

As your keyboarding skills will be degraded at that point, do you have a trust fund set up to have automatic postings to every fifth thread saying, "You're full of crap" (or other Deb-like accessment) to the 8th poster on the thread, just so we know you are still with us?

It would keep us reassured that global-intellectual-inflation concordance would remain secure and that rectal-cranial inversion doesn't predominate in your absence.

[stopsign]

Got your back Deb!... : ) <<< me

[LibWhacker]

Lol! Ditto me on that, Deb. And I'd also like Freepers to elect someone -- preferrably some trustworthy Freeper volunteer -- to steady my hand when I'm marking my absentee ballots (since almost everyone in my family would have me voting for a rat!).

[Physicist]

You vegitate, girl!

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

I expect to look really cute at all times and would appreciate it if someone would load my iPod.

My favorite line. And thanks for the laugh. You did a great job.

[GeekDejure]

The 23rd Psalm --- Translated to Terri's Present Reality !!!

The Lord is Terri's Shepherd --- That's Relationship !!!

She shall not want --- That's Supply !!!

He maketh her to lie down in green pastures --- That's Rest !!!

He leadeth her beside the still waters --- That's Refreshment !!!

He restoreth her soul --- That's Healing !!!

He leadeth her in the paths of righteousness --- That's Guidance !!!

For His name sake --- That's Purpose !!!

Yea, though Terri walk through the valley of the shadow of death --- That's Testing !!!

She will fear no evil --- That's Protection !!!

For Thou art with her --- That's Faithfulness !!!

Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort her --- That's Discipline !!!

Thou preparest a table before Terri in the presence of her enemies--- That's Hope !!!

Thou annointest her head with oil --- That's Consecration !!!

Her cup runneth over --- That's Abundance !!!

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow Terri all the days of her life --- That's Blessing !!!

And she will dwell in the house of the Lord --- That's Security!!!

Forever --- That's Eternity !!!

Congressional Subpoena --- That's Deliverance !!!

Face it ---- The Lord is crazy about Terri !!!

Otherwise --- Why else would He continuously deliver her from
the evil hands of her attempted murderers ???

[Sally'sConcerns]

Thank you for bringing a smile through my tears.

[billbears]

Instead of typing something long and drawn out, just reverse everything you said and that's mine. I don't want to be a burden to family, friends, etc. laying there not doing anything for months, years on end. Especially when the doctors tell them there is little or no hope. Rather just tell them to turn everything off, unplug whatever and go celebrate how I was at a different time in life. Show up for the funeral, wrap it up, and move on. Will only be my body there and I won't need it anymore :)

Psalm 23
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

God will be right there with me the entire time and even though it would be tough some around me, it would be for the best

[Logical me]

Unfortunately, I understand the killers have removed the feeding tube. I'm equally upset with our Government for not protecting this women. I am no longer a Republican.

[MamaLucci]

Here goes...I, The Beloved Deb, being of sound (cough) mind and gorgeous body,

ROFL!