[Kitten Festival]

For crying out loud! If Hugo Chavez didn't give us such good material, we wouldn't write it up. What a clown.

[theDentist]

heck, we haven't even gotten nasty yet. I mean, when was the last time someone made a joke about Chavez, a burro with VD, and a moonlit night?

[kittymyrib]

Chavez and that little midget from North Korea will do anything to get attention. Go away, gnats.

[M. Espinola]

One Castro is far too many. It's time the rug be pulled from under Hugo.

"If they kill me, there will be a really guilty party on this planet whose name is the president of the United States, George Bush," Chavez said on his weekly radio programme, 'Hello, Mr. President'.

"If, by the hand of the devil, those perverse plans succeed... forget about Venezuelan oil, Mr Bush," he said. (Hugo will not be around to stop any oil.)