Moore was spotted earlier today in a gutter in Detroit Rock City with one of those things that injects jelly into a donut broken off in his arm.
Apparently, no authority could get close enough because of the stench and FEMA was bringing in a HAZMAT when it started to rain and, inexplicably, Moore, or the thing identified as Moore started to melt and flow into the sewer grate.
Residents were advised to drink bottled water UFN.
OD on donut jelly!!! LMAO!