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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: ALS
"Survival of the fittest" fits in more with laissez faire capitalism (only the best businesses survive) while creationism, with its determinism, fits in more with Marxism and its command economy philosophy.
2,021 posted on 08/09/2003 2:09:08 PM PDT by Junior (Killed a six pack ... just to watch it die.)
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To: dark_lord
Yes, there is evidence of mutation. But evidence that mutation works to produce "fitter" critters is lacking, I assert. And the whole TOE hangs upon this one point.

Great post. It also needs to be added that evolution depends on a whole series of successively beneficial mutations. The vast preponderance of harmful mutations over beneficial ones (admitted to even by the most ardent evolutionists) makes the odds of achieving successively beneficial ones astronomical in just a single instance. To achieve them in the miriads of times it would have had to occur to turn bacteria into men, would be totally impossible.

2,022 posted on 08/09/2003 2:17:28 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: Junior
"Survival of the fittest" fits in more with laissez faire capitalism ...

Indeed. Even creationist websites seem to agree. This is found at the Institute for Creation Research website:
DARWIN'S INFLUENCE ON RUTHLESS LAISSEZ FAIRE CAPITALISM.

2,023 posted on 08/09/2003 2:19:19 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Everything good that I have done, I have done at the command of my voices.)
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To: gore3000; VadeRetro; RightWingNilla; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
If she had used you as an example in the same way, you would not be saying the above.

Indeed I would be saying the exact same thing. See here post #268 "Heck I sure have made my doozies on this website. I am glad when they are pointed out. Again it is good for me (I learn) and it is good for the lurkers, they don't go away with bogus info I posted in error."

I note that she did not treat anyone from the evolutuionist side as an example of what should not be done, so her statement was definitely not fair.

This is also not the case:
"VadeRetro: Now, you've got a great sense of humor and your scientific knowledge is impleccable. But, you've been letting ALS get to you way too much. Lurking on other threads, I saw at least one thread completely unrelated to science where you and ALS engaged in fistcuffs."

Seems to me also, that you should be asking her to call her post a mistake (preferably by Freepmail - as the posts made by the three of you should have been addressed) instead of excusing it. Civility goes two ways, not one.</font.

I did not consider her post a mistake. (I am also fully aware that our exchange she was referring to was in the past). My thoughts on this is she is reminding both you and the rest of us that it's ok to admit an error.

I still wish you would drop this.

2,024 posted on 08/09/2003 2:34:53 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RadioAstronomer
I still wish you would drop this.

I am not the one that keeps bringing this up. It is those who are trying to excuse her post that keep bringing it up. She can drop this anytime she wants.

How come not one single evolutionist is asking her to make things right? Why is this not being handled by Freepmail as it should be?

2,025 posted on 08/09/2003 2:47:02 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: PatrickHenry
"Survival of the fittest" fits in more with laissez faire capitalism ... Indeed. Even creationist websites seem to agree. This is found at the Institute for Creation Research website

Self-evident.

2,026 posted on 08/09/2003 2:51:37 PM PDT by balrog666 (Religions change; beer and wine remain.)
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To: gore3000
It also needs to be added that evolution depends on a whole series of successively beneficial mutations. The vast preponderance of harmful mutations over beneficial ones (admitted to even by the most ardent evolutionists) makes the odds of achieving successively beneficial ones astronomical in just a single instance. To achieve them in the miriads of times it would have had to occur to turn bacteria into men, would be totally impossible.

That is the key issue. However I would not say impossible. I would say unproven. I criticize the TOE because it requires a "leap of faith", which I find objectionable in a theory that is supposed to be scientific. To call it a hypothesis, yes, okay, but a theory? How the heck can anyone falsify "given enough time and space, positive mutations explain natural selection"? It isn't falsifiable. It's like the induction joke I posted a while back....

2,027 posted on 08/09/2003 3:08:54 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: VadeRetro
Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe..attack ships off the shoulder of orion!

That soliloquy is one of the all time greats . . . Rutger Hauer almost literally chewing the scenery . . . . howling . . . . the dove . . . . rain . . . .

2,028 posted on 08/09/2003 4:07:35 PM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: balrog666
Self-evident ["Survival of the fittest" fits in more with laissez faire capitalism ... ].

In fairness, that article from creationist website which blames laissez faire capitalism on evolution also somehow manages to blame communism and Hitler on evolution too. That's really an amazing article. In the minds of some, evolution can be blamed for everything, even contradictory economic systems.

2,029 posted on 08/09/2003 4:13:59 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Everything good that I have done, I have done at the command of my voices.)
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To: RightWingNilla
I didnt think the book was as good.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is classic Philip K. Dick, which has never really been translated to the screen well. His theme in a nutshell - what if the world changed before your eyes? What if you are the only person who remembers how it used to be? What is real, your memories, or what everybody else remembers? What if you are the only one who is entirely sane? What is real, your perceptions, or what everybody else perceives?

2,030 posted on 08/09/2003 4:17:22 PM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: jennyp
Pursuant to §8, please include your evidence in your accusatory posts.

Oh, dear, I wish you hadn't done that.

Not unless you really, really cared what he has to say.

My motto is, "never ask a question the answer to which you do not really want to know."

2,031 posted on 08/09/2003 4:21:51 PM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: NewLand
That's very interesting, NewLand! Do you collect advertising copy? I just love the travel stops that decorate with nostalgia, especially from the 60's.
2,032 posted on 08/09/2003 4:28:06 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: RadioAstronomer; gore3000; Nakatu X
Thank y'all for the heads up on this dispute!

Sadly, the post from Nakatu X was not timely with regard to the agreement of the willing. It would have been much easier had it been made before the effective date.

Nevertheless, where we stand at this point is that all parties involved in that post and all of us here are in agreement not to bring forward anything from the past.

Therefore, gore3000, I ask you kindly and with much respect - although you have been hurt by this, to please turn the other cheek on this one and let's all move forward together on the principle which you devised for the agreement:

Effective August 9, 2003, we, the undersigned, freely and in good faith agree that henceforth we shall treat others on these threads as we wish to be treated ourselves.


2,033 posted on 08/09/2003 4:40:30 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: PatrickHenry; jennyp; All
That's really toot sweet that ya'll can deny history and somehow blame God for Marx and Hitler, but it's a fruitless adventure to say the least.
Both of these individuals based their murderous belief systems on something, and that something just happened to have been the same something. Darwin and his little black book of evolutionary Godlessness. And HEREIN lies even more damning evidence against your "blame God" reflux.

Besides all that, anyone can go to Google and start searching on this subject and quickly see that all you've done is become an apologist for Marx and Hitler in order to salvage your unholy grail called evolution.

shame!

2,034 posted on 08/09/2003 4:44:47 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: jennyp
Jenny, use the Virtual Ignore button. It's the only solution.
2,035 posted on 08/09/2003 4:50:06 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Everything good that I have done, I have done at the command of my voices.)
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To: PatrickHenry
an admission of defeat
2,036 posted on 08/09/2003 5:04:51 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: CobaltBlue
She wasn't thinking, again.
2,037 posted on 08/09/2003 5:06:51 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: PatrickHenry
It's always been the only solution to illogical posters that really have no clue what they are talking about or of.

It is the only solution to those that wish to create something and then decide to undermine it.

VIRTUAL IGNORE, has been and forever shall be, OUR FRIEND!!
2,038 posted on 08/09/2003 5:07:53 PM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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To: Aric2000
Christian solution: lay the cards on the table
Evo solution: run
2,039 posted on 08/09/2003 5:09:09 PM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: dark_lord
How the heck can anyone falsify "given enough time and space, positive mutations explain natural selection"?

It may be hard, but I think it has been falsified, here's why: while evolutionists say the above there is no such thing as 'given enough time'. According to their own statements which they agree to we have the following: life has been on earth some 4.5 billion years, mammals separated from reptiles some 150-200 million years ago, man separated from apes some 10 million years ago. Let's take the last two. Since the mammalian genome is some 50% different than the reptilian one that means that in that time there would have had to be a minimum of 7.5 beneficial mutations per year (3 billion dna base pairs/2/200million). Since the human genome is some 5% different from that of the apes, that would mean some 15 beneficial mutations a year. Since we have yet to see the first beneficial mutation in some 150 years of looking for them (and not just in men and mammals but in uncountable numbers of the over a million species alive today) it is fair to say that evolution has been scientifically refuted.

2,040 posted on 08/09/2003 5:10:37 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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