Posted on 07/20/2023 6:24:08 PM PDT by algore
Bttt
Ya mean they’re all jacked up? Just great.
No way Hunter will let the sharks beat him to it.
Great, and we can’t get Sam Jackson due to the strike.
He was already killed by a shark in one movie, but it wasn’t owed up…
Coked up sharks.
What could go wrong?
"Feasting?" Highly unlikely. Sharks have sensors that detect the electricity of living things. They're not likely to mistake a bale of coke for something to be eaten.
Oh, a spin off from ‘Cocaine Bear’. Come on dizzknee, toss in some trans sharks and it’ll crush the box office.
we have the sequel for the movie cocaine bear. hire everyone that survived the movie cocaine bear involved in the movie
Poor sharks. They have no clue what the heck is happening to them. Are they capable of enjoying drugs?
Now the White House will say that sharks came to the White House and left the coke behind
Were gonna need a bigger bale.
“””’Cocaine sharks’ off Florida may be feasting on dumped bales of drugs”””
So now Tennesseans are at risk from shark attacks.
No sharks, just land dolphins…
Hunter Evil:
“You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have COCAINE sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”
I can’t wait for the movie!
Can the main killer shark be named “Hunter”? And the cocaine shark-killer bada$$ needs to be constantly stating, “I’m just ‘biden’ my time”.
Winner
I like it, I’m in.
I agree. This is politics from the left to soften the fact that sharks do kill people. It goes right after how sharks don’t attack people normally and only do it by mistake thinking humans are seals.
Recent attacks have shown otherwise. They don’t bite, release, and leave.
They stick around and finish the meal.
The left doesn’t want anyone killing sharks again.
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