[Round Earther]

His future was so bright.

[AndyJackson]

Lapp,...62... was ....awaiting sentencing on a federal bank robbery charge. Prosecutors allege [It's not alleged if he is awaiting sentancing. He has been found guilty by a court of law for whatever that is worth] .Lapp stole the money for his Playboy lover. Lapp had ...a Ph.D. from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Analyzing this statement tells a lot about our society. To start with I hope no one retains any sense of awe for a PhD in anything much less one from MIT. An ordinary sailor would limit the amount of vandalism he would engage in to impress a hot girl to that which could be paid for with a couple of months salary.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

He had to wear shades.