Let’s see. She’s 36 and a real knockout. He’s 50 and aware she never wanted to be around when he’s really old and needs someone to wipe his privates. She’s gettin’ out now when it’s her turn to bring in the young guys. Being younger she’ll want a whole lotta money. Unfortunately she went for broke.
She's a lesbo.
She’s legit crazy, is broke, about out of eggs, and took a dump on their bed.
She’s all you buddy.