He’s never seen a UFO
He never hopes to see one
But from the news we’re getting now
He’s sure that there must be one.
Lol.
I was, however, accosted last month by someone who appeared to be a drug addict. He informed me that he had seen an enourmous craft hovering above a local back road within the previous two weeks. I do seem to attract highly demonised persons lately.
I just wonder what
UFO’s got against Cows?