” I am not a liar”
She misspelled that one. She’s been laid more than a hen house full of eggs.
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She spends more time on her back than on her feet.
I don’t know why she even buys clothes they’ll just end up on the floor.
She owns shoes so she has something to look at when she’s working.
She sits in the middle of her car cause she can’t close her legs.
If she didn’t have legs she’d leave a slime trail everywhere she went.
She can bury an 8” bone and never get dirt on her nose.
She has a higher sperm count than her lawyerl.
Man I just had to get those out or I won’t be able to sleep