Posted on 01/23/2017 7:46:02 AM PST by Degaston
If any of you can't handle satire/parody then please stop reading this thread.
Alright guys it seems like the hope to make America terrible and put America Last has a huge obstacle in its way called Donald Trump. Thus our first order of the day is to undermine his Presidency in every way possible. That way America can finally become dead last in the world as our righteous ISIS brothers and the sympathists of their peaceful religion cause shall prevail. Same goes for the glorious Tienanmen Square massacre oligarchs with their huge trade surpluses with the USA and the huge glorious deficits caused by that Nobel Peace prize winner Barack Obama. So here is what to do.
1. Reince Priebus needs to feel insecure as he is surrounded by Trump's family and a very-involved Pence. By undermining the WH Chief of Staff it will weaken the White House staff.
2. Did you see Melania making faces at the Inauguration? Some may think it was because it was rainy/cold but we need to make sure everyone thinks she is terribly unhappy as First Lady. Several angles of attack are going to be needed.
3. We got to cause a schism between Eric and Donald Jr. so that they hate each other intensely. We need to turn their relationship into a Bobby/JR one from the TV series Dallas.
4. Donald Trump is an anti-semite because the media has said so. It must be so awful for those Jews Ivanka/Jared to be around daddy & how he has now forced them down to living in the swamp & working in that center of anti-globalism called the White House.
5. Donald Trump is too close to his son-in-law Jared. It seems like every time Trump makes a decision that he consults with lots of advisers and in the end goes with whatever Jared thinks. That is nepotism. And he has Ivanka in there all the time too.
6. We need to make sure the audience on #4 and audience on #5 never overlap because people will think that we're not credible.
There are many many other ways we can undermine Trump. Causing a rift between him and Congress would be good. For starts we got to get McConnell to filibuster and fight like crazy to prevent Trump from getting his new Secretary of Transportation confirmed. Allah Akbar America and down with Trump!!
Degaston, there’s Nothing satirical about what you wrote. Sounds more like sedition. I vote you take this thread down.
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