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CELIA RIVENBARK is the New York Times best-selling author of “You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl.


1 posted on 02/07/2013 10:20:50 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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"Wayne LaPierre is on the side of people who admit that they want to be armed to the teeth in case the zombies attack."

And with fascist zombies like Miss Celia, he's well justified.

2 posted on 02/07/2013 10:24:55 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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Wow... just wow! To think this person makes a living as a writer. I can only imagine what “You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl” must be like.


3 posted on 02/07/2013 10:27:05 PM PST by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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6 posted on 02/07/2013 10:40:09 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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"...can’t open his mouth lately without making me think of all kinds of truly repulsive images...The man makes me a good old-fashioned “greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes” lunatic. When he whined...I think I didn’t stop screaming for a solid week...Wayne LaPierre, whose eyes are dead by the way, has driven me crazy. When he speaks, I am forced to go to my calm place and color pictures of bunnies and kittens...Yes, he has driven me crazy..."

Celia might be a danger to herself and others. She should probably stay away from movie theaters and schools for a while.


7 posted on 02/07/2013 10:42:17 PM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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I thought this was from Memos From An Insane Asylum.

Celia is overstocked on neuroses.

9 posted on 02/07/2013 11:54:02 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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Celia Rivenbark

10 posted on 02/08/2013 12:10:22 AM PST by kcvl
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Celia Rivenbark

11 posted on 02/08/2013 12:10:44 AM PST by kcvl
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Celia Rivenbark

that Chick-Fil-A dude is entitled to spend a chunk of his deep-fried fortune to fight gay marriage.

Which is kinda @#$!%, if you ask me but, again, this is America and that’s absolutely his right. It is also my right to take a stand and not eat there ever again.


12 posted on 02/08/2013 12:21:54 AM PST by kcvl
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Ted Nugent is my president...


13 posted on 02/08/2013 4:20:16 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Alinski tactic of personalizing it.


14 posted on 02/08/2013 6:21:45 AM PST by Last Dakotan
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New York Sun Prissy Prune
Unloads gun with Petulant Poppycock

The New York Sun allways in lockstep with socialist idealism but has yet to call the Obama extravagant life style feeding off the collective trough behaving like “socialist pigs”. Assigned staffer Celia Rivenbark the job of demonizing NRA head Wayne LaPierre in an article which demonstrated in a very sophmoric way the very limited understanding Sun staffers have of the US constitution and left the impression they just might be the “zombies” she refers to in her hack job.

Never appropached was the serious problem of prosecution and convictions of the gang perpetrators of hundreds of murders in key areas where the new democrats are in total control.


15 posted on 02/08/2013 8:23:32 AM PST by mosesdapoet ("It's a sin to tell a lie", in telling others that , got me my nickname ......Ex Chi" mechanic")
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This article deserves a reply in words very inappropriate to FR.


16 posted on 02/08/2013 8:25:39 AM PST by jimt (Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.)
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Wayne LaPierre, whose eyes are dead by the way, has driven me crazy. When he speaks, I am forced to go to my calm place and color pictures of bunnies and kittens.

We need to get hold of those pictures of the bunnies and kittens. I'm sure they are probably hideously mutilated or worse.

Hey, I just found some of her kitten and bunny artwork. I knew it, she is certifiable!! This is very disturbing!! </sarc>


17 posted on 02/08/2013 8:36:12 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's really not about gun control is it? It's really about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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