[Unruly Human]

What you’ve done is rant about something you read in a book and argued with me about what the true meaning of “Theory” is (are… whatever). You’re full of plenty of questions but won’t answer a single, solitary direct question without pooping your arrogance all over the page, and frankly; I’m tired of smelling it. Let’s talk when you’re ready to quit asking me to be so open-minded my brains fall out, all the while clinching your over-extended intellect so tightly, explosive diarrhea wouldn’t have a rats’ chance in Hades of squirting out.

I forgive you.

[Gordon Greene]

“I forgive you.”

That’s part of what makes our relationship so... well, so special. I’ve only known you for a short time but it seems like seconds. What we’ve shared is sacred (not in a “God” way, of course) but I feel it’s time we must go our separate ways. I’ll always treasure our time together and hope to see you on future posts so we can live, laugh and forgive again.

Sincerely,

Your brother in Christ,

Gordon Greene