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To: dmz

::Thanks for the quick and totally predictable comment on this.

"It can't be rape, we're married, and, anyway, she was spending my money."

So apparently, wives and prostitutes are pretty much the same in your book, eh?::

No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain.





16 posted on 03/30/2006 7:51:10 AM PST by MadeInAmerica ( - Tested in the Middle East)
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To: MadeInAmerica
"::Thanks for the quick and totally predictable comment on this. "It can't be rape, we're married, and, anyway, she was spending my money."

So apparently, wives and prostitutes are pretty much the same in your book, eh?::

No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain."

Amen brother!

28 posted on 03/30/2006 7:59:58 AM PST by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Conservatives protect Americans from terrorists. Liberals protect terrorists from Americans.")
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To: MadeInAmerica

No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain.
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LOL. A real conservative, family values kind of man, aren't you?

I'm surprised you haven't choked to death on that bitter pill you're trying to swallow. You're better off sticking to whoring, MadeInAmerica, as the whores will tell you everything you want to hear ('cuz you paid 'em to do so). Doesn't matter if none of it is true.


29 posted on 03/30/2006 8:00:05 AM PST by dmz
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To: MadeInAmerica
No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain.

Plus, a prostitute won't tell you how unsatisfied they are the next day.

32 posted on 03/30/2006 8:01:16 AM PST by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy/ "Campus Coffe Shop Ideas lead to the Cambodian Killing Fields")
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To: MadeInAmerica

No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain.



Two bits says your HAND is actually your favorite date. You and your hand need to go crawl back in your cave.


50 posted on 03/30/2006 8:20:32 AM PST by countreegurl
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To: MadeInAmerica

"If it flies, floats or f###s; you're better off renting"


104 posted on 03/30/2006 8:51:23 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: MadeInAmerica
No...not even close...prostitutes are much better in bed and much cheaper to maintain.

"I don't pay her to have sex. I pay her to leave." : )

654 posted on 03/31/2006 11:25:01 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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