Posted on 02/02/2005 2:02:42 PM PST by doug from upland
I didn't make this up. Here is the link to the story -- WOMAN KILLS HUSBAND WITH SHERRY ENEMA
Oh Sher-ery enema-ha...Sher-ery enema-ha
Sher-er-er-er-er-er-ery enema...enema-ha
Sher-ery enemas really work
I proved they really wor-ork
Sher-er-er-er-er-er-ery enema...enema-ha
Sher-ery enema killed that jerk...it killed that jerk
I had been warning...do not mess with me
Warning...will you let me be
Warning...he wouldn't listen, and
So I killed Warren rectally
Oh Sher-er-er-er-er-er-ery enema...enema-ha
Sher-ery enemas really work
I proved they really wor-ork
I proved they really wor-ork
Sher-er-er-er-er-er-ery enema...enema-ha
Sher-ery enema killed that jerk...it killed that jerk
I had been pleading...but he didn't care
Pleading...he just wasn't fair
Pleading...he should treat me better
So I put sherry you know where
Oh Sher-er-er-er-er-er-ery enema...enema-ha
Sher-ery enemas really work
I proved they really wor-ork
I proved they really wor-ork
It killed Warren, that je-erk...(fade out)
Back in the days when I drank I was called a drunken a$$ more than a few times myself.
Fast work, Doug! The former Whyisa will be thrilled, her very own song.
Man, I can't believe I survived the fraternity days many years ago.
I wonder if the police department would enjoy this.
Do I have to smell that cork?
Ping
Keep your friends close butt your enemas even closer?
Thanks for a good laugh.
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