[tiamat]

When I was pregnant, I became entrapped in a papa-san chair.

I tried to climb out, and the stupid saucer-thingy kept shifting and i'd fall back into it.

Naturally, my husband and his buddies thought it was HYSTERICALLY funny.

I fixed the chair the next day with LOTS and LOTS of duct-tape.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I tell you, they are out to get us.

(yes I stayed home this morning. Lung butter. At least it is not green...yet.)