Ultimate question ....(VANITY)

February 12, 2003 | Hildy

[Hildy]

I bet this thread doesn't last too long, but here's the question: If you were President for ONE day and could just do ONE thing, what would it be? Here's mine...I would take all our troops out of all the places around the world that have voiced their hatred towards us. (Which is basically everywhere our troops are). I'd put as many as needed around the Israeli border and the rest around our border. That's it. How about you?

[AppyPappy]

I wouldn't put them in Israel. They don't need them. We just need to get out of their way.

[isthisnickcool]

I'd outlaw vanity posts about what someone would do if they were president for a day.

Well, maybe not. I'd implement the Fair Tax plan. Then I'd ride the shuttle.

[katnip]

I would make every person who is not a citizen leave immediately.
I would put troops at our borders. I would not allow non-citizens to even visit.

[bonfire]

Declare Clinton guilty of treason.

[bonfire]

Yeah, that too. Everybody out of the pool!

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

I would immediately release all the dirt on both Clintons!

[AntiGuv]

I'd implement the Fair Tax plan. Then I'd ride the shuttle.

Ditto!

[SunStar]

I'd kick the UN out of our country, and renew the United States' sovereignty over the internationalists!

[Physicist]

Outlaw transfer payments.

[lawgirl]

I'd take our troops out of hostile (or obnoxious) nations, and I'd also pull the plug on any "humanitarian" funding they receive from us. If you don't like us? well that's OK but then our tax dollars don't need to go to you ingrates, either.

And I'd spend the rest of the day riding Air Force One, looking at our secret aircraft at Area 51 (I wonder what Stealth Technology is doing now) and reading all the delicious secret files the contents of which turn every president's hair grey just knowing what's in them.

[kpp_kpp]

> I would make every person who is not a citizen leave immediately.

you'd split up a lot families... my mother has been a perm-res for 40+ years and my wife (mother of 3 citizens) has been a perm-res for 12 years.

[LibWhacker]

I'd implement the severest version of Morgenthau Plan -- in Germany, France and the Middle East, and launch a first strike against China and N. Korea to prevent them from threatening us with nukes.

[rabidralph]

Ditto, the Area 51, Kennedy Assassination, etc. Solve the X-Files, once and for all!

[katnip]

Sorry, they should become citizens.

[volchef]

No doubt about it......I would implement a consumption tax and abolish the IRS

[lawgirl]

Yeah! Wasn't it Cheney that said "There are somethings the public doesn't need to know"? I agree with him, but I'd like to know! LOL!

[JimRed]

...you'd split up a lot families... my mother has been a perm-res for 40+ years and my wife (mother of 3 citizens) has been a perm-res for 12 years.

I'm sure that they are fine folks and all, but, out of curiosity, why aren't they citizens yet?

[Prof Engineer]

my mother has been a perm-res for 40+ years

I belive any one living in this country, and enjoying the benefits of such living, has the OBLIGATION to become a citizen. Jury duty, and other civic matters come to mind.

If said person does not want to become a citizen GO AWAY.

[InvisibleChurch]

I would pass a law that has us invading Sweden. Of course, with any good law there'd be tons of pork added that would include xxxlintons being put on trial for being such schmucks, denying foreign aid to ungrateful countries, etcetcetc