Need FReeper Ideas for Conservative-Themed Election Night Party Snacks (VANITY ALERT)

[hispanarepublicana]

I'm having a few FRiends over on Tuesday night, and the food must be quick, easy, takeout, or easily purchased at the deli or grocery store--it would be great if it had a conservative theme to it.

For instance, I've already come up with RIGHT WINGS (takout bucket of chicken wings from KFC).

[hispanarepublicana]

Any suggestions?

[phasma proeliator]

Bush's baked beans.

then put a picture of Daschle on in the toilet.

[hispanarepublicana]

Bush's baked beans.

Excellent!!!! But, the inside of my toilet already looks like Daschle's face.

[lodwick]

Church's Chicken has
great jalapeno bombers.

Let's Roll

[phasma proeliator]

Bush's baked beans.

then put a picture of Daschle on in the toilet.

[phasma proeliator]

DOH!


Sorry for the dup post....

[hispanarepublicana]

jalapeno bombers.

Very nice...I've also thought of something made with Dole fruit! I always get inspired at FR.

[habs4ever]

There's the Moderate Cake....half baked, runny and gooey in the center, while having a hard and crusty exterior.It crumbles as the slightest pressure ;-)

[lodwick]

Excellent. ;-)

[lodwick]

This is guaranteed to work.

Honey-baked Ham

Have a great party and let's roll

[hispanarepublicana]

Honey-baked Ham

Actually, I WAS thinking about some type of pork product (pork rinds, ham, etc.) a la "Liberal Pork Barrel".

[hispanarepublicana]

Hotdogs, or maybe Spam

Also appropriate for symbolizing liberals because they're made of mouths and a**holes, my Dad always said.

[Dixie Mom]

I clipped this recipe out of the newspaper long ago. It was from an article where Newt Gingrich's mom said it's his favorite cake. It is really good (and easy to make, too)!

Pig Lickin' Good Cake
1 box yellow cake mix
11 ounce can mandarin oranges (drained, reserve syrup)
3 eggs
1/3 cup oil

• Heat oven to 350°. Grease sides and bottoms of two 8 or 9 inch pans, or
  one 13 x 9 x 2-inch.
• Place dry mix in large bowl. Add syrup from oranges plus however much
  water is needed to equal 1 1/3 cups.
• Add eggs and oil, beat til moistened. Add oranges. Beat (medium speed) two
  minutes.
• Pour into pan(s), bake immediately-33-36 minutes for 8" pans, 28-31 for 9"
  pans.
• Cool in pan on rack for 15 minutes. Remove from pan, cool completely.
  
  Frosting:
  20 ounce can crushed pineapple, drained
  12 ounces Cool Whip
  3 ounces instant vanilla pudding
• Mix pineapple and Cool Whip together. Slowly add the pudding mix.
• Frost cooled cake.
  

[El Sordo]

Good Republican straight pretzel sticks.