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New fashion – glass bras!
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| 2002-08-30 17:38:00
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Posted on 08/30/2002 2:26:26 PM PDT by NEWwoman
New fashion – glass bras! (0)
Japanese fashion designers opened a new sphere to use glass. They will use glass for making women’s underwear. Japanese producers already presented new models to customers. A special contest Searches for Cinderella was organized, over 400 Japanese women took part in it. However, instead of a crystal shoe modern Cinderellas tried on a crystal bra weighing about half a kilo. The weight is made up by the paste produced by Swarovski, which are not light by themselves.
Producers of glass underwear are not confused by the heavy weight of a glass bra at all. On the contrary, they are perfectly sure that Japanese women will like the new model. Evil tongues say, the new heavy glass bra will probably enlarge bosoms of Japanese women, which are usually not of a big size.
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To: NEWwoman
This article made me titter.
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posted on
08/30/2002 2:35:00 PM PDT
by
Publius
To: MadIvan
She'll need silicon implants to absorb the shards.
22
posted on
08/30/2002 2:35:13 PM PDT
by
NEWwoman
To: Xenalyte
And this is evil because . . . ...it may not be another excuse to say "weeeeee"? ;)
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
08/30/2002 2:35:19 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: NEWwoman
That's not safety glass, is it? Ouch.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Nice...
Very nice...
To: NEWwoman
If the shards press in between her breasts, implants are unlikely to be a help.
I think it's back to the old drawing board for these people.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
08/30/2002 2:36:06 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: NEWwoman
Windex, anyone?
To: Oldeconomybuyer
tsk,tsk,tsk
Absolutely no support whatsoever. That discriminates against those of us who are naturally well endowed.
Whatever you do, don't drop it.
To: NEWwoman
Is this, uhm, edible glass? Smokeable grass?
To: MadIvan
I think Xena had it right. Armor plate.
30
posted on
08/30/2002 2:37:38 PM PDT
by
NEWwoman
To: FreedominJesusChrist
10 million Victoria's secret bra
To: phasma proeliator
Gives new meaning to family jewels.
32
posted on
08/30/2002 2:39:19 PM PDT
by
NEWwoman
To: NEWwoman
LOL!
That it does....
To: phasma proeliator
Yeah, I know, that's pretty extravagant.
To: NEWwoman
I think Xena had it right. Armor plate. Then you have rust issues.
Regards, Ivan
35
posted on
08/30/2002 2:40:50 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: MadIvan
Then you have rust issues. Women need more iron.
36
posted on
08/30/2002 2:41:45 PM PDT
by
NEWwoman
To: NEWwoman
Gives new meaning to the Rolling Stones lyric:
"Give me little drink from your loving cup.
Just one drink and I'll fall down drunk."
To: Xenalyte
I'm shattered.
To: Desdemona
Absolutely no support whatsoever. That discriminates against those of us who are naturally well endowed. Far too much information for us single lads who shouldn't be thinking about such things, at least to maintain a sense of decorum. ;)
Regards, Ivan
39
posted on
08/30/2002 2:42:19 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: MadIvan
Ivan, stop it.
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