[Pharmboy]

As my favorite bumper sticker says (seen in Alexandria, VA):

Be the person your dog thinks you are

[HairOfTheDog]

Also good:

Every young boy should have a dog... it teaches him to always turn around three times before lying down.

[CasearianDaoist]

I like the one on my truck: "dog is my co-pilot" (I take her every where with me)