[zeugma]

What’s the controversy?

Indeed. the excerpt stopped before it got to that. I can only assume that some porkers took exception to "thin" being a good thing.

Personally, I think some electronics companies have taken this 'thinness' thing too far. I have an ebook reader that I use a lot, and to be honest I'd rather have one that was thicker if it had more battery storage. The thing should be able to be used for 24 hours before it has to be recharged.

[Sirius Lee]

They crushed a piano! Had it merely been just the loser instrument, the guitar, or some other loser instrument like the accordion, it would have been fine. But I have never been more angry in my life. You want to crush an instrument? Crush a euphonium. Or an autotune. Not a Casio or Moog, those are awesome.