Send them to fight Russia.
“Send them to fight Russia.”
I’ve said for almost fifty years we need an all gay combat battalion for three really good reasons. 1) We wouldn’t lose a whole generation. 2) You always fight harder for the one you love and if they’re in the fox hole together.... 3) The opposing force has no good outcome; either they beat a bunch of pansies or they lose to a bunch of pansies or they get captured so they might as well just go home.