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To: SeekAndFind

My ears bleed every time.


18 posted on 04/26/2024 3:57:08 PM PDT by sauropod (Ne supra crepidam)
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To: sauropod

MS. STREISAND
Hello there, little boy. Do you know
who I am?

KYLE
No.

Babs looks shocked.

MS. STREISAND
Oh I bet you do-
(Singing)
I’m going... Where there’s lucky
clovers in the sun...

KYLE
(Covering his ears)
AGH! Stop that!

STAN
Yeah, that sucks, dude.

Now Babs looks pissed off.

MS. STREISAND
I’m Barbara Streisand!

STAN
So.

MS. STREISAND
So?!
(Composing herself)
So... I’m a VERY famous and VERY
important individual.

STAN
Like John Elway important?

MS. STREISAND
WHAT?!

STAN
Do you know John Elway?

MS. STREISAND
No!

STAN
(To the boys)
Oh, so you’re really famous and
important but you don’t know John
Elway.


19 posted on 04/26/2024 4:00:11 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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