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To: Uversabound

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has its “pricks” on the outside.


38 posted on 03/14/2024 4:51:08 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: kaktuskid
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has its “pricks” on the outside.

Q: What is the most useless job on the BMW manufacturing line?

A: Turn signal light assembly installer.

94 posted on 03/14/2024 7:26:18 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: kaktuskid

And Subarus are made for the pricks who cannot afford BMWs.


103 posted on 03/14/2024 8:06:44 PM PDT by Blue Collar Christian (I'm a nationalist. I'm white. How does that make me racist?)
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To: kaktuskid
Similar joke:

Difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

With a Hoover, the dirtbag is on the inside.

120 posted on 03/14/2024 10:29:23 PM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (Unity? Of course! I pledge to respect your President as much as you respected mine the past 4 years.)
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