“Not funny ha-ha...funny queer.”
Posted on 03/06/2024 5:19:20 PM PST by Morgana
Dylan Mulvaney shouldn't ever attempt to be funny.
Mulvaney, a male whose shtick is acting like a little girl, is mostly known for being the reason Bud Light sales were destroyed. The Anheuser-Busch brand teamed up with Mulvaney for a March Madness promo last year, and the rest is history.
Turns out, Bud Light drinkers didn't want to see the company join forces with a person who seems to make a living by mocking actual women and girls.
When things aren't going your way, you have to pivot. The same applies to Dylan Mulvaney.
Enter his cringe attempt at comedy.
Dylan Mulvaney bombs at comedy.
A clip of Mulvaney attempting stand-up back in January in Salt Lake City surfaced on X Tuesday, and is gaining a lot of traction……for all the wrong reasons.
Not only was Mulvaney not funny at all, his jokes didn't even make sense. As in, it didn't make sense even a little bit. Great comedy is supposed to be rooted in fact. Instead, Mulvaney's is rooted in delusion. At least he's consistent.
"The conservative men are just pissed that I can beat them in beer pong, and the conservative women are pissed that their kids are calling me 'mother' in all of my Instagram comments," Mulvaney awkwardly told the crowd after slapping his butt.
Watch the believably-cringe bit below, and let me know your thoughts at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.
Let's make a couple things clear. I generally don't like to dog people for being bad at comedy. Not everyone is funny, and there's definitely something to be said for at least making an attempt. However, it's not for everyone. Having said that, this is next-level bad because, again, it's not rooted in fact.
Dylan Mulvaney thinks he can beat the average conservative guy when it comes to drinking beer? Yeah, and I'm worth a billion dollars. I know at least two other OutKick writers and myself who could drink Dylan Mulvaney under the table without even getting a buzz.
Furthermore, the idea that kids of conservatives are calling Mulvaney, a male, "mother" in his Instagram comments is something that has absolutely never happened. What planet does this person live on? Who are they in their head?
Also, the reactions to Mulvaney bombing are way funnier than the actual comedy. Do yourself a favor and take a look at some below.
How will Dylan Mulvaney manage to make a joke out of himself next? Time will tell, but we all know he's addicted to the attention. Let me know your thoughts on him at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.
I read somewhere that guy ended up making some 2m $$ for various endorsements.
Such a shame what some people will pay for.
Less I know about this guy, the better.
A “person” on TikTok with a huge ring through “its?” nose and weird hair was upset that the job they applied for was suddenly filled. This person felt, probably rightly, that they lied about the job being filled. There’s no way I’d have hired someone who was so off-putting weird looking, regardless of what the job was. One of the HR managers where I worked had a privately funded study showing that if you hired someone who was a Democrat, or someone who looked really non-standard, your probability of having a problem up to and including a court case, was significantly higher than if you hired a registered Republican. As the study said, an unhappy Republican just quits. A liberal wants to force the company to change.
Mulvany is unemployable. The fact that someone did hire him and suffered the consequences was predictable.
Spring is coming soon. Perhaps this weirdo can get work as a scarecrow. Ought to scare off birds easy enough.
Sounds like this is his first attempt at working outside of the bubble he has been living in. Dylan, “pithy” is not a word that happens because you have a lisp.
Written like an 8th grader. My gosh, can’t anyone write intelligently?
“Not funny ha-ha...funny queer.”
From headlines to comments, why do we even mention this person’s name?
I used to work closely with HR as in I would try to get them to send the departments candidates that would actually FIT into the group. But no. The crowning moment was when they sent a vegan activist (is there any other kind?) as a candidate to work in the lab. One of the jobs of the lab was to go and test dairy herds.
He will be dead in a year.
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He ought to team up with Rachel Dolenez
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Bith are in complete denial of the facts at hand.
I wonder if the powers that be at Budweiser have considered arranging for some unfortunate fate to befall this little queer?
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