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superbowl, n. An extravagant form of entertainment involving two teams following a script to guarantee an outcome favored by the bookies, interrupted at the half-point by a song and dance show performed by a moral degenerate aimed at lowering the overall moral character of the nation.

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You forgot to add: where team members kneel in support of a drug addicted pos.