[fightglobalism]

If you are gonna leave out bowls of candy, you make sure they are candy corn and tootsie-rolls, that stuff is kryptonite to normal humans

[Joe 6-pack]

"If you are gonna leave out bowls of candy, you make sure they are candy corn and tootsie-rolls..."

And on the morning of November 1st, you'll be trying to figure out how to get rid of the bowls of unclaimed tootsie rolls and candy corn. They both work pretty well in mouse traps if that's any consolation.

[outofsalt]

You will never look at Candy Corn the same way again.

[Fiji Hill]

If you are gonna leave out bowls of candy, you make sure they are candy corn and tootsie-rolls, that stuff is kryptonite to normal humans.

Indeed--pure high fructose corn syrup.

On the other hand, if the bowl had been filled with Rockit apples, Calamondin oranges and kumquats, it's a safe bet that it would not have been emptied.

[catnipman]

“If you are gonna leave out bowls of candy, you make sure they are candy corn and tootsie-rolls, that stuff is kryptonite to normal humans”

ROTFLOL!

as kids we hated that kind of “candy” ... i vowed that when i became an adult that i would hand out “the good stuff” ... we hand out Lindor Truffles at Halloween ...