"Level Five......Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!"
Posted on 05/28/2023 5:17:35 PM PDT by simpson96
A Florida woman who claimed to be an Egyptian god was unaffected by a stun gun and had to be held down by multiple cops as they arrested her in Miami Beach over the weekend.
The bizarre incident unfolded on Sunday afternoon when officers were called to reports of a disturbance at Espanola Way and Washington Avenue.
According to the arrest report, Emily Thomas Lochten, 26, stopped her car in traffic, exited the vehicle, and began screaming in the street. She allegedly became increasingly enraged and slammed the hoods of passing cars before attacking a nearby Cuban restaurant, officers stated in the report that was cited by local news channel WPLG.
Lochten, of Boynton Beach, Florida slammed tables and hurled dishes and cups at customers at the eatery, then slapped the hand of the restaurant's manager when he asked her to leave, officers said.
But when a cop tried to take her into custody, she allegedly became even more "aggressive and hostile" and slapped his face. The officer deployed his Taser, but it failed to stun her, and she then managed to evade a second officer by aiming a blow at him, which he managed to dodge, the report states.
She showed "unusual strength" possibly as a result of "an unknown substance," the account of the arrest added.
It reportedly took multiple officers to eventually subdue Thomas Lochten and get the handcuffs on her, and she had to be restrained on a stretcher taken from a fire truck. Officers claimed she was screaming that she was related to the late rapper Tupac Shakur and was also "a God from ancient Egypt who could take on all of us."
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Didn’t look. Lemme guess: “Emile” pretending to be “Emily”?
/s
S1: When we get outta this, we’re gonna’ go get that guy.
S2: Who?
S1: The guy that gave you that F’d up haircut.
"Level Five......Someday I'm gonna marry that girl!"
Legion, because they are many.
.357 hollow points just danged bring it.
.45 ACP hollow points dude here.
Ankha?
Wish they’d treat violent women like guys and just shoot them. Or just beat the living snot out of them.
Yup.
Though she would likely call it “Sherm”.
More like a Hattian voodoo zombie.
Who is she? Some kinda “Bubba Hotep?”
Wanna get away?
Natural testosterone?
thats a man baby!
Sounds like the standard spiel from a Pearl of the Nation of Islam.
“That’s Meth Baby!”
There is a popular children’s video game series called “Animal Crossing”, in which she is a character, roughly based on an ancient Egyptian cat goddess. As such, she was just a cute character. But then the Internet got involved.
There is an X-rated animated cartoon maker known as “Zone” or “Zone-sama”, who has taken lots of characters and made fairly good quality X-rated cartoons based on them.
And he dug up an old song, called “Camel by Camel” that is both catchy and memorable, to use as background for the naughtiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnqQ8n06-0A
Lots of pictures of Ankha on the YouTube page, all clean.
She’s good on the Isis. **ducking**
That's the remote diagnosis I lean toward. Drugs in these cases don't make sense because if a drug conveyed "superhuman" strength, athletes would already be using them.
Oh! I have read this one. It is Sekhmet. You have to give her a bunch of wine to drink and she calms down.
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