[Impy]

Here we are, the Super Bowl.

"As a foreigner I still don't understand the sport very well. Who is this Livie and why is the game named after her?"

"We're actually doing a comedy skit? You've been crapping out on that for weeks."

Maybe a short one.

"So how was your darkness retreat?"

Pretty good but I didn't get to do much sightseeing. Let's do some interviews, Big Chief Andy Reid, welcome to the program.

Thanks for having me, Imp.

Manning Brothers! You are not Andy Reid.

"He'll be at the buffet until kickoff, anyway the NFL is contractually requiring that we never go away and you have to talk to us. Did you enjoy the Pro Bowl?"

I think it's all stupid other than the precision passing contest.

"It was real fun, we had o-lineman throw balls at us like at a carnival, trying to hit the target and dump water on our heads, only it was just confetti cause we're too important to get wet. And but us we mean only Eli because Peyton is too important to get confetti on him."

"That's the best the league could come up with?"

There was also a water balloon toss, not involving us because we're too important to get wet. And we had video of wide receivers catching balls with their feet while sitting in the pool for some reason. Very cool stuff. The theme was the Little Mermaid.

"I'm glad the Super Bowl is an actual football game."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Super Bowl!!!!

Let me know if you want on/off the list

[ifinnegan]

Super bowel is in January.

[Alas Babylon!]

Philly.

[mware]

Eagles. They shut out the Eagles in NFL Honors. Gave Philly incentive especially Hurts, who has had to take being considered 2nd best for the Heisman along with getting set down during National Championship in college. That one has something to prove.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Chiefs - 35
Eagles - 17

[AlaskaErik]

I don’t watch it anymore because of the kneeling and the wokeness and I don’t watch it anymore because of all the woke commercials. I’ll be going to Home Depot and Costco this Sunday.

[EEGator]

Philly will win because we’re more blackerish.

New word I’m trying out.

Nice hat tip to Bender.

[Timmy]

Chiefs will win by at least two scores. Philly about to be exposed.

[Tommy Revolts]

Everyone keeps talking trash to me about this Eagles team and how great they are. Whatever, bring it on.

Chiefs win in a dominating fashion.

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

I care about the food and the commercials. It’s not important to me which team scores the most baskets.

[rdl6989]

If it’s a big blowout by halftime I will be in bed early.

[KevinB]

I’ll be drinking beer with friends at my favorite TV-less brewery.

[Four of Six]

“F” the NFL.

Get a life. Go outside and smell some flowers.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

At long last the media, the government, the nfl and one, certain minority have what they have been craving for roughly 60 years.....two minority quarterbacks in the stupid bowl.

[avkillick]

One of more interestiing stories so far...

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/cowboys/2023/02/10/michael-irvin-files-100m-lawsuit-against-hotel-chain-woman-who-accused-him-of-misconduct/

[MinuteGal]

Hey, everybody......just a reminder that at 2 PM on Super Bowl Sunday "The Puppy Bowl" will be on.

Lotsa fun watching those varied and adorable little pups trying to grab that sock and carry it across the goal line.

It will be on "Discovery" and several other channels. Don't miss it !

Arf !!!

Leni/MinuteGal

[nesnah]

Eagles (as much as I hate them) will win by 20 or more.

[P.O.E.]

“Did we win?”

[joma89]

Give them bread and cicuses.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

We ceased paying attention to many sports when they embraced Colon Krapernik, and his anti-police, anti-American horse crap. Even the once-vaunted Suoer Bowl commercials have embraced the insanity. Here below is a new article on Freerepublic:

“He Gets Us”: Super Bowl Ads to Depict Social Justice Version of Jesus.

We will be no where near a television when this horsecrap is on the air.