Biden Calls For Two Weeks Of Not Cooking On Gas Stoves To Flatten The Curve

BabylonBee ^ | Jan 14, 2023 | BabylonBee.com

[Carl Vehse]

[Leo Carpathian]

If you overdone it on beans, there is conversion kit available.
It converts the LP to FG (FartGas).
You can save the environment twice!

[MayflowerMadam]

A stove passport. LOL!

[ChessExpert]

Chinese pizza. Sounds interesting.

[RouxStir]

I’m working on a fart filter/muffler (waiting on my $500,000,000 grant from the EPA)....looking for woke people to sign up for a study. I need thousands of volunteers...all they need to do is turn on their webcams and live-stream, then shove the device up their a$$es and let it rip.

[Vaduz]

Burn wood pretend your camping.

[Allegra]

My relatives are avoiding me because I’m keeping my gas stove...tell me I might bring gas-fumes to their house.

Good one! 😂

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOLOL...this is hilarious throughout! Thanks for posting!

[llevrok]

People believe this stuff, a liberal friend told her husband to get rid of their gas stove, no kidding.

When they pry my 6 burner Viking gas range from my cold, dead fingers.....

[nascarnation]

Interestingly a large number of libs/Dems cook with gas stoves. It’s become sort of a sport on Tweater to seek them out. Even Greta Thuneberg LOL.

[Billthedrill]

You don’t really have to get rid of the gas stove - Algore and John Kerry are both selling gas stove credits. For $100 a month you can forget about guilt over those perfect scrambled eggs.

[Do_Tar]

So sad for your relatives. It seems it may be too late for them to avoid brain damage.😢