“With a lot of high ranking officers in Putins regime gone/missing that means room for advancement. I expect I could be a general over there in about six months time.”
I can make make another Ronco like infomercial.
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It comes complete with 36 inch circumference GENUINE faux Russian general hat.
You become a genuine Russian general and take advantage of this WIDE OPEN career field.
If you act now, we will throw in one slick embossed business card of Hunter Biden. With your newly minted Russian general commission AND the special Hunter Biden business card, you will soon have the world by the tail .
A 87 foot yacht will soon be yours along with access to Hunter Biden’s list of wild and crazy girlfriends .
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Oh, I like that. I’d be a sucker for that one. Sign me up.