A limerick I’ve remembered for many years:
There once was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in a privy and died.
Along came his brother
Who fell in another
And now they’re interred side by side.
But apparently falling down the privy was not uncommon at all - back in the days before sewer systems, a newspaper estimated that at least one person died every week in Cincinnati along of falling into the jakes . . .
Good one...