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Doctors Have Reported an Extremely Rare Case of a Person Who Urinates Alcohol
https://www.sciencealert.com ^ | 5 APRIL 2021 | PETER DOCKRILL

Posted on 04/06/2021 5:28:16 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

I got a woman, want to ball all day
I got a woman, she won’t be true, no
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
I said I got a little woman and she won’t be true…


21 posted on 04/06/2021 6:20:59 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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To: Red Badger

“’urinary auto-brewery syndrome’”

C’mon man, is this the B?

I’m originally from Rochester, NY and that is what many people said Genesee Beer was made from (piss).


22 posted on 04/06/2021 6:21:07 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: ping jockey

LOL!........................


23 posted on 04/06/2021 6:22:23 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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To: Red Badger

There is a joke about Budweiser in there somewhere.


24 posted on 04/06/2021 6:23:20 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Red Badger

Although not in this century, I’m pretty sure I urinated alcohol in the 70’s 80’s and 90’s. lol


25 posted on 04/06/2021 6:23:31 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Phlap

Me too!..........Especially when I was in the Marine Corps!...........


26 posted on 04/06/2021 6:26:42 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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27 posted on 04/06/2021 6:27:30 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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This post is ripe for Golden Shower jokes, but I’ll pass:)


28 posted on 04/06/2021 6:41:18 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: Red Badger
Sounds like the beginning of an Irish joke contest, so I'll start.

The brewery where Pat Malore worked sent an employee over to his home one day to deliver the sad news that Pat had drowned in a fermenting vat.

After the wife dried her tears and regained her composure, she remarked that at least Pat died doing something he loved and didn't suffer long.

"Aye," the employee nodded, "He did love working in the vats and doing the sampling. But, I hate to tell you, it did take awhile before he drowned. Reports are that he got out at least three times to tinkle."

29 posted on 04/06/2021 6:41:33 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Is pissing booze better than sh*tting tiffany cufflinks?


30 posted on 04/06/2021 6:49:26 AM PDT by MikeSteelBe (The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
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To: Red Badger

Self tapped kegger😂


31 posted on 04/06/2021 7:07:34 AM PDT by TonyChris (Didn't vote for Amazon in last election)
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To: Red Badger

I am curious to know what the BAC showed. Hopefully they also drew blood.


32 posted on 04/06/2021 7:09:16 AM PDT by Glennb51
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To: Red Badger

No wonder “this beer tastes like piss”.


33 posted on 04/06/2021 7:11:11 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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“Hey Doc, it burns when I ...”

Yikes.


34 posted on 04/06/2021 7:41:37 AM PDT by larrytown (i like pie)
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I had a roommate that would have provided buckets for her to fill. This guy would strain shoe polish and drink it - he’d drink that too - no doubt.


35 posted on 04/06/2021 7:45:48 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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I have a relative with this condition. It is a nightmare.


36 posted on 04/06/2021 7:50:24 AM PDT by Whatever Works
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37 posted on 04/06/2021 7:54:02 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Red Badger; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...

She wishes she’d known this during the great hand sanitizer shortage.


38 posted on 04/07/2021 11:02:38 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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