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As Former First Lady Michelle Obama's Assistant, Here's What I Carried in My Bag (barf alert)
The Oprah Magazine ^ | 9/21/2020 | Chynna Clayton

Posted on 09/22/2020 1:27:25 PM PDT by simpson96

While Mrs. Obama was the First Lady, I had to think of everything and consider each possible scenario. I knew her bag had to be different—because as the United States of America’s first Black First Lady, part of my job was to help her deal with the nation’s baggage around the notion of what she and her family were supposed to represent. So I filled it with 3 different kinds of lotion: A lighter one for her feet, so that they wouldn’t slip and slide in her heels, a thicker one for her body, and an ultra-thick one for those ankles, knees and elbows, all in an attempt to prevent any possible ashiness. There would be no lack of moisture on my watch. I also carried hair spray for the flyaways and an edge brush, just in case, for smoothing down fine hair near the temples or around the hairline. (This was probably the first time that a First Lady ever had to be concerned about laying edges.)

Of course, there was also a pair of flats.(snip) Imagine the pain of walking in heels for extended periods of time, and then multiply that by 100.

My bag also included straws because we know the value of a “good lip,” and a lint roller. I added bra clips and double stick tape to avoid any attire mishaps,(snip)

To this day, even assisting Mrs. Obama post-White House, I’m still equipped with a first aid kit, stain removers, deodorant, a sponge to remove deodorant, oil blotting sheets, cough drops, and extra earring backs.

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To: simpson96

How is it that Michelle had naturally straight hair...like a white person?


41 posted on 09/22/2020 2:22:23 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Mocking Liberals is not only a right, but the duty of all Americans.)
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To: simpson96

Something to hide mr winky.


42 posted on 09/22/2020 2:40:44 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: StormEye
"I also carried hair spray for the flyaways and an edge brush, just in case, for smoothing down fine hair near the temples or around the hairline. (This was probably the first time that a First Lady ever had to be concerned about laying edges.)"


43 posted on 09/22/2020 2:53:23 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: simpson96

what about the shrunken head and voodoo dolls?


44 posted on 09/22/2020 2:53:32 PM PDT by conservativeimage (Progressives celebrate The Fall of Man by promoting today the separation from God through sex act.)
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To: RooRoobird20; Chode; All

45 posted on 09/22/2020 3:48:26 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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LOL


46 posted on 09/22/2020 4:04:41 PM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
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To: simpson96

She carries the Wookie’s travel bags?? Good gosh, they must be the size of the tents at DIA.


47 posted on 09/22/2020 4:33:36 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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