[blu]

Stop calling me that, or I’ll meet you on the front porch, let loose a stream of chaw, and practice my target shooting skills on your hide!!

[bagster]

Stop calling me that, or I’ll meet you on the front porch, let loose a stream of chaw, and practice my target shooting skills on your hide!!

You don't mess with the Josey Wales, granny.

*spit now*