Posted on 04/28/2020 6:38:57 PM PDT by Hojczyk
bfl
Bingo!
in Australia, this guy had to change his tune fast. little Hitlers are popping up everywhere. of course the data from the app itself, which will be kept in the Amazon cloud, is another example of govt over-reach:
28 Apr: Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Wimped out’: COVIDSafe app should be compulsory, says local chamber of commerce
By Lisa Visentin
A chamber of commerce on Sydney’s north shore has been forced to back down from comments demanding local businesses refuse entry to customers and staff who had not downloaded the COVIDSafe tracing app.
Ku-ring-gai Chamber of Commerce secretary Peter Vickers said he emailed between 1500 to 2000 businesses across its local government area on Monday directing them to ensure their customers had downloaded the app.
“It is very important that all businesses inform both their team members and customers that any visitors to businesses in Ku-ring-gai must be carrying a mobile phone with the Covidsafe app operating on it,” Mr Vickers said in the email
“Staff and customers should not be admitted to your premises unless they have the app operating.”
But Mr Vickers followed this email with another in the early hours of Tuesday morning, after some of the email’s recipients informed him that such a direction was illegal...
https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/wimped-out-covidsafe-app-should-be-compulsory-says-local-chamber-of-commerce-20200428-p54o06.html
But what if you really are a criminal?
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Wear two masks. Tip the outer one.
Secret hand signal when entering a store.
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How many masks are you wearing?
One - Count my finger.
It looks that way for now, but it will pass. I am rather enjoying this mix of reactions and lack thereof among my fellow citizens. It’s all good. Christ is risen!
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I decided to go “Old West” and bought a couple of classic cowboy bandanas. Now I can look like I’m about ready to rob the stagecoach.
Perfect! Way to go.
Great so you touch your face while tipping your mask and further expose yourself to potential virus.
I’ve got a
Girl Scouts
Bandana,
Works Great!
Great conversation starter!
And when the mask is tipped, a kick in the nuts follows by a rule-following soccer mom.
O.K.
They want you to walk in, pull your mask down so they can ID you, but you need to hold your breath to avoid sucking in the cootie. Then look forward, then turn left so the store cameras can get your profile, then turn right for the right profile. Pull your shirt up and then turn all the way around slowly to make sure you’re not packing a gun. If you haven’t passed out from holding your breath, you’re good to go.
Bet you wish you kept that secret decoder ring now don’t you?
Two weeks ago, a QT in Dallas County (Texas y'all) had signs on the doors requiring face coverings (judge Clay Jenkins order) so I put on my work N100 half face respirator to enter.
“”You Need To Wear A Mask But Also Tip It When You Enter A Store So You Prove You’re Not A Criminal””
...And put an international orange colored tip on your firearm so you don’t alarm the people before you splatter their brains on the wall behind them!!!
Who’s making the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on the masks???
I'm sure all those idiots with a cellar full of toilet paper are feeling a little tinge of stoopid right about now.
How about a Balaclava?
Might evoke fear!!!
Or a Hijab. That’s more scary to me.
Next time I’ll remember to tip my mask before I rob them!
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