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1 posted on 01/23/2020 9:08:28 PM PST by Olog-hai
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Gives me a chance to relate a totally grisly and hilariously macabre conversation about brains with my brother years ago.

There was the California earthquake that brought an overpass down on motorists, crushing their cars to a foot high.

My brother related the following interview by a female reporter of a driver who was just behind the crushed vehicles.

Reporter: Tell us what you saw.

Driver: Oh my God it was awful, their brains popped out of their heads and went dancing across the highway!

Reporter: (Gives the driver the dirtiest look as if to say “how could you?!”)

Driver: Well you asked me!

Me to my brother: Do you think those brains really “danced” across the highway?

My brother: Yes they did, they were saying (Gene Kelly imitation) “I’m singing, I’m dancing, I’m a brain”


55 posted on 01/24/2020 10:55:31 PM PST by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
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Until a brain consists of mostly silicon, it will not become glass.


56 posted on 01/25/2020 7:51:51 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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