Golden Globes: Read Ricky Gervais' Scathing Opening Monologue
Best part:
"So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
So if you win, come up accept your little award, thank your agent, and your god and f**k off."
This was good too...
“If ISIS started a streaming service you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you?”