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Woman sent to hospital after posing with octopus on face
https://www.kiro7.com/news/south-sound-news/woman-sent-to-hospital-after-posing-with-octopus-on-face/973616564 ^ | 8/7/2019 | KIRO 7

Posted on 11/11/2019 10:24:03 AM PST by Gamecock

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To: rlmorel

I’ve never seen a woman describe a incident when she and her friends performed the classical young ma!e experiment that’s common across all cultures of seeing whether farts will burn. Also don’t know of anyy women bragging about incidents where they cut truly heroic farts.


41 posted on 11/11/2019 11:00:42 AM PST by libstripper (a bit,)
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To: Gamecock
p07

42 posted on 11/11/2019 11:00:52 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: cuban leaf
Imagine strapping an eagle to your face, face to face - and then pissing it off.

I’m imagining it and now I gotta try it for myself!
43 posted on 11/11/2019 11:03:21 AM PST by Rastus
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To: cuban leaf

She looks a very, very healthy girl.
I’d hit it.


44 posted on 11/11/2019 11:06:39 AM PST by namvolunteer (Obama says the US is subservient to the UN and the Constitution does not apply. That is treason.9we)
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To: Trueblackman

That, and...”Play stupid games; win stupid prizes”...


45 posted on 11/11/2019 11:07:29 AM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
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To: Gamecock

Octopods are actually pretty harmless to play with (though they have strong grip) AS LONG AS YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE BEAK!


46 posted on 11/11/2019 11:09:07 AM PST by Boogieman
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47 posted on 11/11/2019 11:09:30 AM PST by HangnJudge (Kipling was right about Humanity)
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To: Gamecock

New translation for the word cool: STUPIDITY


48 posted on 11/11/2019 11:10:14 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: namvolunteer

I took a peek at her on Facebook.
She is not unattractive.


49 posted on 11/11/2019 11:12:22 AM PST by Gamecock (Time is short Eternity is long It is reasonable that this short life be lived in light of eternity)
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To: Gamecock
their bite contains a poisonous venom

As opposed to all the non-poisonous venom out there of course...

50 posted on 11/11/2019 11:15:50 AM PST by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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To: rlmorel

(Snicker, snicker)


51 posted on 11/11/2019 11:16:23 AM PST by RedMonqey
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To: Gamecock; SunkenCiv; Daffynition; Red Badger

It’s like a facepalm, only different.


52 posted on 11/11/2019 11:16:35 AM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: Gamecock

Stupid Animal Tricks!


53 posted on 11/11/2019 11:18:15 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

“That’s a Shame.”


54 posted on 11/11/2019 11:20:10 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Gamecock

I remember this story from 3 months ago.


55 posted on 11/11/2019 11:20:23 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE
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To: Gamecock

Do stupid things; win stupid prizes.


56 posted on 11/11/2019 11:22:40 AM PST by BuffaloJack ("Security does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
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To: Fiddlstix

No, THAT can’t be real! Really???


57 posted on 11/11/2019 11:26:23 AM PST by jackibutterfly (A vote for ANY Democrat, whether it be in a local, st or fed election, is a vote against America.)
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To: Gamecock
To paraphrase Mark Twain:

The woman who sets out to put an octopus on her face learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

58 posted on 11/11/2019 11:27:51 AM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: Gamecock

The original Octopussy story by Ian Fleming had almost nothing in common with the movie. Bond is sent to visit a retired spook who has been discovered to have been a traitor. The guy lives on the beach in the Caribbean and regards an octopus living in the waters near his house as a sort of a pet. Contemplating his options, he suffers an attack and allows his Octopussy to pull him under.


59 posted on 11/11/2019 11:32:59 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: jackibutterfly

I dunno. lol. I found it while doing a search under “Darwin Award”. It is probably a “posed pic” to make the point humorous.


60 posted on 11/11/2019 11:33:28 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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