“But boy can she cook!”
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man
Hey baby
I saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly
Man, she’s ugly but she sure can cook, baby
Yeah? Alright...
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Didn’t work out for her brother/husband!
A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And always causes his down fall.
As soon as he marries her then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
An ugly woman will live a long time,
She’ll always give you piece of mind.
If you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life.