[Ciaphas Cain]

Holy craps!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Surprisingly, they rolled 216,000 box cars. The president of Chessex said “no comment” when he was reached for an interview.

[AndyJackson]

The dice were loaded. Perhaps the driver too.

[yarddog]

The Die is cast.

[Bruce Campbells Chin]

The truck was undamaged, having made its saving throw.

Big deal. If you get 216000 dice, making your saving throw is pretty easy.

[Political Junkie Too]

Yahtzee!

I got 216,000 of a kind!

-PJ

[yarddog]

Around 1960 my Father and his car pool buddy came upon an 18 wheeler overturned on a really sharp curve on the Bob Sikes Highway on Eglin.

The driver had made it out OK. The truck was loaded with eggs. The driver told them they could have all they wanted. They each found about 10 dozen unbroken ones. We had eggs just about any way you could fix them for the next few weeks.

[cyclotic]

YAHTZEE! (with infinite echoes)

[KarlInOhio]

My 216,000th level wizard casts fireball.

[treetopsandroofs]

While visiting friends in Atlanta years ago, they told us that something crazy every day spills from a truck on 85/285.

[morphing libertarian]

hey’ blow on these.

[Redcitizen]

Sometimes you gotta roll the hard six.

[BradyLS]

Despite every chance imaginable against a difficult challenge rating, the driver failed his observation roll, vehicle-handling test, mechanical failure check, and final DEX save.

[TADSLOS]

“Sam Dice”

“New Shooter!”

[17th Miss Regt]

THIS IS NOT A HILL TO DICE ON!

[pa_dweller]

So who called the black-and-whites to direct traffic around the incident?

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[GreenLanternCorps]

The best line is at the end of the article:

“The truck was undamaged, having made its saving throw.”