--Stanley Kubrick shot the Apollo moon landing in a studio
--Deep State is working with aliens on flying saucers at Area 51
--The Nazis all escaped under the ice in Antarctica and are working with aliens on high tech $hit.
--The earth is flat and the sun goes in a circle to make day/night possible.
--Charlene over at "Nails n' Stuff" can cut hair faster than a $100 Sears weed-wacker.
Does Sears even sell weed wackers these days?
I’ll stick with your original order of probability.